The best Rewards Program with No Ceiling!

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Get your friends together. They spend more, you get more!* It's that simple! And NO CEILING!

If your party's retails sales are $125

You get a 5% hosing Credit + 1 item 25% off + 1 Hosting Exclusive item. 


This means you get, at the very least, you get $6.00  + 1 item 25% off + 1 Hostess Exclusive item below.  

Party of $250

 You get a 10% hosing Credit + 2 items 25% off + 1 Hosting Exclusive item.  


This means you get, at the very least,  $20.00  + 2 items 25% off + 1 Hostess Exclusive item below.  

Party of $375

You get a 12% hosing Credit +  item 25% off + 2 Hosting Exclusive items.

This means you get, at the very least,  $36.00  + 1 item 35% off + 2 Hostess Exclusive items below.  

Party of $500

You get a 15% hosing Credit + 2 items 35% off + 2 Hosting Exclusive items.  

This means you get, at the very least, you get $63.00  + 2 items 35% off + 2 Hostess Exclusive items below.  

Party of $625

You get a 17% hosing Credit + 1 item 40% off + 4 Hosting Exclusive items.  

This means you get, at the very least, you get $93.00  + 1 items 40% off + 4 Hostess Exclusive items below.  

Party of $750

You get a 20% hosing Credit + 2 items 50% off + 5 Hosting Exclusive items.  

This means you get, at the very least, you get $150.00  + 2 items 50% off + 5 Hostess Exclusive items below.  

Party of $950, then every $100 after that

 You get a 20% hosing Credit + 1/2 off an item for every $100, starting at 3, plus UNLIMITED Hosting Exclusive items! 


This means you get, at the very least, you get $170.00  + 3 items 50% off + unlimited Hostess Exclusive items below.  







*Sale amounts determined by retail dollars minus discounts, other than free shipping discounts if applicable. Hosting rewards are offered up to 90% off regular retail price. Shipping and tax are added. Hosting credit and % off is not applied to Hosting Exclusive items. Hosting credit and % off items are applied to products provided in any of our 3 catalogs and online exclusive items. 

Since we offer Hosting Exclusives at up to 90% off retail price, we cannot, by law, advertise them online! So reserve your date today and get all the exclusives! We spoil our hosts & hostesses! 

Hosting Exclusives

Black Light Body Kit

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The Black Light Kit will have you glowing!  Each kit has 6, 4 oz jars with Fluorescent Red, Fluorescent Orange, Fluorescent Yellow,  Fluorescent Blue, Fluorescent Green, Fluorescent Violet. Each Kit also includes: Liquid Latex exclusive body prep, clean, finish kit. 6 - 1" brushes, 1 magic stardust. An instructional booklet. 

MiPole LED pole

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A Light that will spice up your pole dancing! Light Emitting Diodes Lights flash to the beat of your music!  You can add lighting effects toany pole! It is easy to install, easy to take down, and easy to carry any place you like! It's battery operated, so no wires, and the LEDs will last a long time, and are very bright. Steady on lights feature included also. Adjustable! Fits any dance pole up to 50mm in diameter. Both fixed or removable poles! No plugs or cords needed! Runs on 3 AAA batteries. 

Black & Pink Stefani Wig

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These wigs are fully adjustable,  and made of human-like, high quality, synthetic materials. They’re washable with warm water and soap. Wigs will bounce back to their original shape!

Zuki Wig

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These wigs are fully adjustable,  and made of human-like, high quality, synthetic materials. They’re washable with warm water and soap. Wigs will bounce  back to their original shape! 

Nude Wig Cap

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Manage and hide hair and ensure a comfortable fit every time! Easy to apply. Enables your hair to breathe. One size fits most. 

Diamond Dream Lipstick

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Each box contains 12 lipsticks with an array of color from Hooker Reds,  Creamy Pinks, Sparkly Mauves, and Opal  Rouge... each lipstick case is a clear phallic-shaped top with a twist bottom and gold foil script. The lipstick themselves are rich in color and pecker shaped complete with a veiny shaft and perfect mushroom head.

Black Sassy

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These attractive, elegant, hand worked eyelashes with short and long, crossed-over, symmetrically designed, individual black lashes are ideal for going out, attracting attention and flirting. Includes skin adhesive for a light and comfortable application.

Bling

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Ellie’s Bling with 6” heel has a Rhinestone Strap and even bling on the bow! Sexy, sleek, and glamorous! Sizes 7 - 10

Dreamer Platforms

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Ellie Shoes is the premier name in sexy shoes and boots. The Dreamer comes with a 6” stiletto heel, a 2” platform and stylish straps.  Sizes 6 - 10

UV Sandal

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Classic platform high heel sandals. A pink neon bottom to add excitement to your outfit. Buckled ankle strap that adjusts for a good fit. Heel height 6” Sizes 6-11

Juliet Platform Pumps

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Just like the swimsuit and lingerie models wear! Shoes have a 6in heel and a 2in platform. Buckle closure wraps around the ankle and a thick strap encases the top of your foot. These hot platform sandals are beyond sexy! Available in Red, Black, and White, Sizes 6 - 11

Ski Platform Boot

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The Ski thigh-high boot has a 6” pointed stiletto heel with a 2” platform. The Ski boot is made with stretch Lycra for a sexy look. Sizes 6 - 10

Boss Ankle Boots

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Sexy 6” heeled ankle boots with inner zipper. Let everyone know who the boss is! Sizes 6 - 10

Boot Suspension Restraints

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Heavy duty leather ankle restraints capable of suspension over a boot via double-D rings. Please note that suspension should be practiced with the utmost care, safety and caution.

Booty Shorts

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 Strap yourself in for a wild ride with this pair of black soft poly spandex booty short chaps with lace up front and back. This midrise chap is super-short and quite revealing, showing lots of skin at the front and derriere, obscured only by decorative, corset-style lacing. SM & XL. Bra & G-string sold separately.

Exsens of Paris Glam Oil

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Captivate with a sexy glow that puts you in the spotlight! Dry glittering oil for body and hair. Great for all skin types. Delicate scent with sweet almond oil for its nourishing and softening properties. Illuminating and beautifying effect. No parabens, no phenoxyethanol. 

Kama Sutra Massage Lotion

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Kama Sutra's rich and silky smooth massage lotion is our most luxurious massage product yet! Kama Sutra Massage Lotions  have the most outrageously  delicious scent! ​Choose from  Strawberry, Coconut Pineapple, Herbal Renewal or brand New Vanilla Sandal! 

Provocatife Massage Oil

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This luxurious massage oil is created with the finest natural ingredients that both moisturize and condition the skin to help maintain a healthy glow. The silky feel makes this a massage that the giver and receiver will both enjoy. The benefits of hemp seed oil: deeply moisturizing, bringing new life to dry skin. Rich with healthy fatty aides like Omega 6 and Omega 3. Gently hydrates and soothes. Full of nutrients like vitamins A & E. Aides in the healing process. Supports immune system response. Helps relieve 

itching and irritation associated with dry skin. Contains antioxidants which can protect against signs of aging!

Jo Massage

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Perfect for any skill level. Set the stage for sensual play with the Jo  All In One Massage Kit. Use the tealight candle to add an inviting flare  of romance and if you are new to the art of massage, use the included  massage guide and massager to enhance your experience. Whether you are a  novice or a pro this kit is the way to go! Contains: Silicone Based  Warming Massage glide, Massage Shape, Tea Light Candle and quick start  massage guide.  

High Climax Stimulation

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Cannabis products are in high demand and are one of the fastest growing markets in the USA. High Climax is a powerful topical cream that amplifies sexual pleasure immediately upon contact. Contains Hemp oil and the added benefits of CBD. Legal in all 50 states. Made In the USA.

Provocatife Body Butter

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Live. Love. Leaf. Sensuva's natural  hemp seed oil body butter is  exceptional to use anywhere on the  surface of the skin. This rich, thick formula was designed especially for extremely dry areas including feet, elbows, and knees. Moisturize, hydrate, and condition your skin with this luxurious body butter infused with gender friendly pheromones. 8 oz

Liquid Sex Hemp Lube

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 Sex is elemental. Long lasting, non-staining, water based lubricant. Formulated with natural aphrodisiacs for an extra boost. 4 oz. Slip resistant, hand grip bottle.

On For Her Arousal Oil

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We have added the benefits of hemp seed oil extract to this incredibly powerful arousal oil for women. ON Hemp  5 ml is all natural and made with an original blend of pure essential oils and extracts. When applied directly to the clitoris, the fast acting On Hemp will dramatically heighten a woman’s arousal and gives her an exciting sensation that pulsates, vibrates, and tingles the most sensitive part of her sensual body. 

Hemp Stay Erect Cream

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The natural herbal formula helps maintain a full satisfying erection and prolongs ejaculation. .5 oz

Earthly Body Hemp Oil

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Earthly Body Hemp Seed oil with Vitamin E. Our hemp seed oil is extracted without the use of chemicals, preservatives, or additives, and is an organic and Non-GMO product. Contains high levels of omega 3 and 5 essential fatty acids. Provides nourishing protection for the skin. Has a high moisture content that helps smooth and soften dry, damaged skin. 2 oz spray bottle.

Miracle Oil Shampoo & Conditioner

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Miracle Oil Shampoo combines the nourishing and moisturizing properties of Hemp Seed & Argon Oils with the soothing qualities of Tea Tree Oil. Our sulfate-free formula soothes dry scalp and is great for parched or damaged hair. Each one is 16 oz.

Crystal

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The entire Crystal collection is made of 100% hand-blown, premium  Borosilicate glass. These items are of the highest quality, and  represent the most vibrant and durable glass products available today.   Crystal items can be heated or cooled to personal taste.  These artistic  gems are made from 100% Borosilicate glass, and are designed to bring  pleasure to pubococcygeus muscle or PC muscle exercises. Once inserted,  they will help strengthen the Kegel muscle, while providing rippling  effects of stimulation.  At 1.75 inches long by 1 inch wide in size,  these eggs are a delicious, yet discreet item. Crystal premium glass  eggs include a silk storage bag and a detailed instruction manual.  Manual outlines PC muscle exercises designed to give pleasure and  maintain healthy muscle control. 3.40 ounces. 

Lelo Ida

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Marking a genuine world first for the pleasure industry, Lelo invites you to put a whole new spin on your love life with the Ida couples massager. Worn by women when making love, this top of line Lelo set to transform, as rotation meets vibration for the first time ever! This new couples massager design has a rounded disc at one end, where its powerful motor delivers strong external vibrations. Meanwhile, the longer internal pleasure point massages the G-Spot in a circular motion, matching the rhythm of vibrations. The experience is one of intense pleasure for both partners, with shared sensations and thrilling movements within. The vibrations are twice as powerful as comparable couples massagers. Ultra-smooth, FDA-Approved silicone with fully flexible design. 8 synchronized rotation and vibration patterns. Remote controller to select both stimulation and intensity. 2 SenseMotion modes, to create vibration patterns by movement. 100% waterproof and submersible to a depth of 3 feet. Rechargeable electric wall socket with 90 day standby time, 2 hours use. Comes with satin storage pouch. 1 year warranty.

Kama Sutra Getaway Kit

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This collection of Kama Sutra products fits nicely into your luggage and carry-on and are perfectly sized under 3.4 oz to meet flight regulatory standards. You'll have everything you need tucked away with this soft, reusable carrier case. Includes .75 oz Vanilla Crème Oil of Love, 1.8 oz French Vanilla Body Soufflé, 1 fl oz Love Liquid Lubricant, 2 oz Sweet Honeysuckle Honey Dust and feather duster, and votive romance candle.                 *Travel Not Necessary! 

Couple's Toy Box

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Contains one cock ring, three vibrator sleeves, one 7 inches traditional  chrome vibrator requires 2 AA batteries, not included, single speed  bullet vibrator with 3 AG13/LR44 batteries, smoke penis sleeve, one  prostate toy, one pink butt plug. Adam & Eve’s Naughty Toy Box this  wild and crazy couple’s kit has everything. Whether you want to explore  her G-Spot, give his P-Spot an expert massage, or simply have the best  mind blowing sex ever, this 9 piece kit comes fully loaded and ready to  rock your world. The large Chrome Climaxer Vibe and pinpoint Good Buzz  Bullet Vibe team up with an array of toys including three rabbit style  sleeves, two deliciously stimulating anal teasers, a nubby cock ring,  and a penis sleeve that feels amazing on the vibe or on him. Every  sleeve is made from soft and stretchy TPE for maximum comfort and  pleasure. Can you discover every way there is to play? Scorpio P-Spot  Probe teases prostate for intense orgasms. Graduated shaft for anal  exploration. Pleasure nubs add intensity. Easy to use holster for  vibrating bullet. Ridge Rider Penis Sleeve. Penis extender adds length  and girth. Stimulating pleasure ridges and nubs. Use on his shaft or on  the chrome vibe. Add more vibes with easy bullet holster. 

Zeus

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Get ready to create some sparks in the bedroom!  This smooth and stimulating Electro Couples  Kit comes with two bi polar erection rings, made from conductive    silicone, allowing for a tantalizing current flowing through one ring & back, exciting the nerves along the way! Electro-Insertable is included to probe, excite, and stimulate all the erogenous zones of your partner. The power unit provides 4 modes, a speed feature, and an intensity wheel.

Sackjack

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Sackjack is a dual ball sling and masturbator made from our signature Flex-TPR so it is super blubbery and soft to the touch. Sackjack's shaft is lined with nubs and ridges that feel amazing Best of all, Sackjack's colors let you watch all the action. The inside of the ball sling has a ribbed ring designed to grip your balls. Flex-TPR safe, non-toxic and phthalate free. Stats approximate cock and ball hole circumference 6”, shaft length 5.5”, outside shaft circumference 5.5“ to 7“. Inside shaft circumference 3.5”. Available in smoke and clear.

Just for Him Kama Sutra Kit

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Contains everything you will need to transform an evening or a weekend getaway into a memorable adventure. Contains: Stay Hard Cock Ring, Anal Lube, Southern Butter Backdoor Balm, 2 latex condoms & a satin pouch for travel and storage. 

PInk Heart

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 This beautiful  piece comes in a decorative holder for those who like a bit of discretion in  their play toys. A sensuously shaped wand with a heart top decoration  intended for that special someone in your life. The entire Crystal collection  is made of 100% hand-blown, premium borosilicate glass. These items are of   the highest quality, and represent the most vibrant and durable glass   products available today. Crystal items can be heated/cooled to personal taste.    

Icicles #49

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This luxurious glass flogger features genuine bull leather tresses that are soft enough for beginner play, but heavy enough to deliver a firm whack! The smooth glass handle offers a comfortable grip and doubles as a smooth anal plug that features a tapered tip to ease insertion, a bulb that provides extra sensation, and a narrow neck that allows your muscles to wrap around and hold it in. Both 

practical and stylish, this gorgeous glass flogger is the perfect addition to any or fetish collection. 

All American Whoppers

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For those who want a realistic look and feel during their playtime, there's the pleasurable sensation of the All-American Whopper. At 7" long with a diameter of 1.5", this PVC dildo is sculpted with the size, feel, and impression of the real thing. The All-American Whopper comes equipped with a suction-cup base for hands-free enjoyment and harness compatibility. Choose from Wesley (beige), Deon (brown), or Lorenzo (tan).

Anastasia

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Anastasia is gorgeous to behold and sensuous to the touch with a smooth satin finish. 4.75” of accessible play. Set in motion her 10 vibrating functions with a push of the button. Made of pure body safe silicone, the vibrations radiate freely over the spirals. Anastasia has a waterproof motor to ensure safe shower play. Enjoy peace of mind with our 5 year warranty!

Her Fantasy

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She wanted to feel full. She wanted to enjoy a good pounding. But she also wanted to be in complete control. She did not want conversation. She wanted an ultimate pleasure experience when she wanted it. That is when she decided it was time to enjoy some time for herself with Her Fantasy, her ultimate companion which was always ready to grant all her intimate wishes. She pressed the button to activate the warming  mechanism. Mmmmm, she loved that it warmed up to a soothing 104°F.  The warmth made it feel just like a real companion. She used the locking suction cup to position Her Fantasy exactly where she wanted  it. She loved the feeling of fullness. She quickly pressed the button to  start the thrusting. She pressed another button to add arousing  vibration. Yes, she wanted her Thrust-Her to pound her stronger and deeper, and she wanted to feel the vibrations throughout her entire  sensitive erogenous zone. She found herself grinding her hips and biting  her lip. She pressed the vibration button again. She allowed the  warmth, vibration and thrusting to continue as she rode the pulsing wave  of her orgasm. She had found the pathway to her own powerful personal  pleasure. She had found her paradise. All in Her Fantasy.

My First Jack Rabbit

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My First Jack Rabbit Pink Vibrator is a favorite among hostesses and was designed with the first time user in mind. Soft supple head. Flickering bunny ears. 2 speeds of independent vibration. Independent, reversible rotation. Non-jamming synchronized rotating beads and easy control buttons will make your first experience amazing!

We Vibe Tango Pleasure

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Tango delivers deep, rumbling vibrations right where you want them. Use Tango on its own or pair it with Glow or Dusk for internal stimulation. Glow gets right to your G-spot with its soft tip and firm handle. Designed for your behind, Dusk is perfect for first time anal exploration. Made of silky soft silicone. Dual durometer silicone means the Glow has a soft tip and firm, strong handle. Body safe. 100% medical grade silicone; free from phthalates, latex and BPA. Eco-friendly carbon neutral manufacturing and UB rechargeable.

Soraya

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Soraya is the world’s most beautiful dual-action vibrator, offering multiple pleasures in a sleek and seductive package. Her smooth exterior features individual motors in each pleasure point, and a flexible stimulator that adapts freely for the most luxurious feelings of pleasure. Made with an ABS core wrapped in the smoothest silicone, Soraya is fully-waterproof and simple to use, with a 3-button interface that allows full control of vibration intensity and 8 unique vibration modes. Complete with a satin storage pouch and a full 1-year warranty.

Lelo Smart Wand

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Relax and unwind with the best-in-class LELO Smart Wand™ - the world’s premium cordless body massager that takes performance and design to new heights. Travel-ready and surprisingly powerful, they are perfect for relieving tension and relaxing muscles in the legs, arms, shoulders and neck. Meanwhile, innovative SenseTouch™ technology means vibrations build on skin contact, closely mimicking a professional massage technique. The Smart Wand™ is completely waterproof and rechargeable with 8 individual massage patterns, and covered with a full 1-Year Warranty and 10-Year Quality Guarantee. Available in white, black, and purple.  

The Magic Flute

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Contactless clitoral stimulation comes in a  waterproof form with this satisfying stimulator. Engulf your little love pearl with the hollow silicone tip and revel in the multiple speeds of non-numbing, pulsating suction. Ergonomically designed with a slim handle and 2 button controls, this toy is easy to hold and use. Charge to power between uses with the USB charging system. 

New York

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New York Contoured  Rabbit Vibrator features 7 function. Dual  motors. Waterproof vibrations. Phthalates free RoHS, Shaft  Silicone. Rechargeable vibrating rabbit style vibrator. Charging time 120   minutes, working play time 180 minutes.    

Lockable Naughty Box (Small)

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 A sexy way to keep your naughty valuables a secret from prying minds. The keyless locking system makes them perfect for multiple uses!   


Dimensions: L-12” x W-4” x H-4” 

Lockable Naughty Box (Large)

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 These lockable vibrator cases practically need no description – they're cute, they are amazingly affordable, and they're a sexy way to keep your naughty valuables a secret from prying minds. The keyless locking system makes them perfect for multiple uses!  


Dimensions: L-15” x W-8” x  H-7” 

Spinning Fantasy Swing

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 Enjoy weightless sex in unlimited positions and explore your deepest fantasies! Weight limit is 350lbs. Perfect for lovers of different sizes, the Spinning Fantasy Swing easily adjusts to any height or angle, saving you from contorting your body in uncomfortable positions that interfere with each other’s arousal. Unlike ordinary stationary swings, this beauty rotates 360 degrees, allowing you to spin freely while you swing with increased range of motion. For the ultimate comfort and enjoyment, swing into action and let your imagination run wild! 

Dancing Pole & Kit

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Give your lover a show they will never forget! This super sexy kit allows you to set up a stripping pole in the privacy of your own home for sizzling hot dance routines whenever you please. When your night of  passion is over, simply stash the pole in the closet for the next show!  The set includes a black feather boa, black stretchy lace garter, play money, and an instructional DVD for setting the scene. The metal pole uses rubber pads against the ceiling and a hardwood or carpet floor to  offer a stable dancing accessory. Ceilings must be a minimum of 7 feet, 4  inches from the floor, and within a maximum of 9 feet, 2 inches from  the floor to use this pole. Can be used with or without screws for additional durability.   

We're Waiting For You!

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We do Ladies Nights, Men's parties, LGBT, Bachelorette parties, Birthday, Themed Nights, Quickies, BDSM....really anything you can think of! Call us at 815*975*6605 or send us an email at HelpfulFolks@SimplePleasuresParties.com